Now, if you are still interested in Fantasy Island (Japan) then take a breath and read about the craziest story you have ever heard.

Bradley Lawrence Bartz

Does Japan
as

Mr. IMPOSSIBLE!

1. Pardoned by the Emperor

2. Blacklisted by Japanese Government

3. Apology from Prime Minister Koizumi

4. Spies! Holy shit batman spies are everywhere in Japan

5. Left Japan with no debt and shirt on back

6. Bought Back Internet company stolen by Japanese Government

7. Reached the pinnacle of the Solar Bubble in Japan

8. Played like a fiddle by a pack of cocksuckers

9. Lost in Japanese Supreme Court in cleanup session before new Emperor

10. What the fuck is going to happen next? I actually do not know, but I am sure it will be so entertaining, bizzare and such.

Bradley Lawrence Bartz

Does Japan

as

MR. IMPOSSIBLE